every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers
gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.
when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!
Anonymous asked:
do you think it'll all be okay?
b0nkcreat answered:
yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting
I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them
This is the funniest fucking post on this website
I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product
Just take the whole pack, please.
This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life